Fill in the blanks: I'm a (Insert zodiac sign here), and my ___________ is ___________ than your ____________?

-I'm a Taurus and my boxers are 40 days older than yours =DI'm a Taurus and my boxers are 40 days older than yours =DIm a SAGITTARIUS and my *** is bigger than your ***..



he he just jking...sadly this was first thing that popped in my head..lol



Well guess my word is a "naughty" one on yahoo answers..lol... fill in last two spaces with an A and two S's...
I'm a Aquarius and my "Ego" is "Higher" than your "Gas Prices".
Hahahahaha you guys.. really made my day.



I'm a Gemini, and my salary is better than your celery.
Im a Capricorn and my brainpower is more powerful than your Superman.
I'm a Virgo and my milkshake is better than your milkshake.
I'm a Virgo and my imaginary friend is more creative than yours :P

he says hi :)
I'm a cancer and my love is deeper than your love :)
Im a Libra and poopy is bigger than your poopy.
I'm a Cancer Meow Male, and my period is worse than your period?